CrowdStrike effectively bricked windows, Mac and Linux today.
Windows machines won’t boot, and Mac and Linux work is abandoned because all their users are on twitter making memes.
Incredible work.
CrowdStrike effectively bricked windows, Mac and Linux today.
Windows machines won’t boot, and Mac and Linux work is abandoned because all their users are on twitter making memes.
Incredible work.
be a windows based machine protected by crowdstrike as a security service, and received said botched update
Um, about that…
i means cops exist to protect and serve, whether they actually do that is a different story
Supreme Court says otherwise. It’s just a slogan, not an actual mission statement
ACAB - now with CrowdStrike!
(taps head) Can’t infect a system that won’t turn on.
“This is a nice little server you’ve got here. Be a shame if something happened to it.”