“G’day cunts” goes over either extremely well or extremely poorly, with no in-between

While not exactly a bouncer, I like Quassel

Make 'em require an online patch to be playable after first install.

Actually, I should shut the fuck up, they might actually hear me

This is just for him to get a basic feel for the various distros, before choosing one to permanently install; setting up a VM properly is probably going to be too technical

Well I use key-based login for security; obscurity just keeps the network congestion down

So, uh…link?

You can use any port for ssh. When I switched from 22 to 1337, brute force attempts at logging in stopped

Just make IDs accessible to citizens at low costs

This is where you’re missing it. The point of requiring voter ID in America is to make it as difficult and inaccessible as they can

Usually beef jerky

The scientific consensus may also have just changed since then, I’m not sure how recent most of the studies are

Wikipedia says it’s the opposite, with paracetamol being less well studied for antipyretic effects, but what studies there are showing little effectiveness

“Fewer people in poverty” seems unlikely.

Now, a lower percentage of people seems like a given

Paracetamol also isn’t particularly good at reducing fever, even though it is often used with that intent. Ibuprofen is generally more effective

devices with an x86_64 architecture

Sounds like the opposite of what you want; you would want x86_64 code on devices with an ARM architecture.

But I didn’t actually read the article, so maybe that line is poorly worded

That’s “graphical oowey”, right? /s

I generally just say the letters; the amount of shit I get for saying gee en you…is not actually that much because I usually don’t interact with coding nerds via voice, only text, but if I did they would be livid

Edit: For some reason I try to pronounce Xfce as a word instead of an initialism though, ‘ecks-fiss’. Maybe I’m just broken.

Low/no fat milk, which is not healthier but is marketed as being so, is quintessentially American

Nice

an entire separate computer system we call a ‘console’

I get it; I even tend to like their consoles. The Switch is fantastic for what it is, when it came out (though admittedly: I am more likely to buy a Steam Deck than a Switch 2, at least as of now, not knowing the Switch 2’s specs).

But either sell an x86 build, or get over emulators. Or develop a taste for my favourite cocktail, if you can’t pick between the other two options

Specifically high hardware requirements that they absolutely lied about

Right?

If they hate emulators so much, why aren’t they selling native x86 versions?