Hats?

Too bad it didn’t happen closer to release. There’s no way in hell that I’m giving money to Microsoft.

Relevant xkcd

Real programmers code with TTL chips.

Gimp 2.0 was released eight months before Half Life 2.

The fact that you’re going to have to ignore a third of the controller at any given time is the reason why it’s badly designed. The Sega Saturn 3D was in development at the same time as the N64 and pad came out two weeks later and had a much better design that allowed the D-pad and analog stick to be used with the same thumb, in a configuration that would continue to be used to this day.

Isn’t that what they did in Superman 3?

This is why big projects back then can take decades to complete.

Good thing that’s not a problem anymore.

Good thing I’m sticking with GDScript.

A derivative of Minix.

Or at least that’s what Microsoft’s lawyers said.

Yeah, I think he’s the Fourth Physician.

*Epic handshake meme*

Yggdrasil. Rebecca Black. Linspire. Mandriva.

Anything designed for standard-definition CRTs.

That’s Lemmy in a nutshell. Guillotine and Luigi memes are constantly repeated because they know that no one’s actually going to act on that stuff, but any time anyone suggests a practical means to weaken the oligopoly people come out of the woodwork to shut it down.

It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work; when you go to church; when you pay your taxes.

And yet it gets repeated (and upvoted) in every thread.

Mastodons have been extinct for millennia and don’t come up in conversation often. Lemmy and Peertube aren’t words at all. Loops is a pretty common word, though, so it needs something extra if you want people to know what you’re talking about.

Before January 1, 1970?