For me it was the kid next door screaming at her mum. Went soft as a wet noodle.
The sex question redditors have arrived
bold to call others redditors from a .world account
He’s not insulting them for being redditors.
He’s insulting them for being sex question redditors.
Him, actually
Hey!
Just cause you’re right doesn’t mean it’s polite lol
Ahem
“You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole.”
Don’t encourage him.
What’s that got to do with it? I was here before your kind
Good call!!!
IMO it’s a mixed blessing and curse. A lot of them are uninteresting, but the top comments are usually good for a quick laugh.
Yes, one of the children woke up.
I don’t think that reads the way you think that reads…
Hm ok, English is not my first language but what I meant is that they started making noise in the living room and we had to stop.
It reads correctly, unless you have a demented mind.
As @Albbi@lemmy.ca said, you weren’t wrong in how you phrased it.
But it can have two very different meanings lol.
Gunshots. Hard to stay hard wondering if you’re about to acquire some new holes, but I guess it depends on your kinks.
Fuck that. Warzone roleplay. You’re a spec ops soldier and you’re partner is that little camping ass mf’s parental figure.
I’d hurry things along instead. If I’m gonna die I at least want to finish first.
It wasn’t sex, but I was making out with a girl and the TV was on. One of the characters out of nowhere goes “no lightbulbs?! NO LIGHTBULBS!?” and I completely lost it, laughing right in her face practically in tears.
Strange drunk man hip-checked his way into my locked apartment. He was on the wrong floor, trying to visit his buddy one above me.
Full, over-the-top drama mode to the apartment managers and they installed a much more secure door and deadbolt. I’d already complained about their doors being basically just thick cardboard, so I wasn’t going to pass the opportunity up.
The dog and the cat came in at the mid point and sat down next to the bed and watched us like we were an episode of Wild Animal Kingdom and it was a mating scene, I swear to god the cat looked amused. I could no longer concentrate.
The dog got on the bed and licked my butt. Ruined the evening as we couldn’t stop laughing.
My 5 year old tapping on the door and asking if he can play too.
Oh, no, am I on Reddit again?
It was the tv at the foot of our bed. Saturday Night Live was on, but the skits were kinda so so. So, the wife and I start getting frisky. A few minutes in and all I heard was “I’m the sexiest girl in the sixth grade…NO NO you can’t say that!” The skit was a couple trying to talk dirty, but the woman is saying some messed up stuff. Totally ruined the moment, but turned out to be one of the funniest skits I’ve seen for a while.
It would be a lot more troubling if screaming kids didn’t make you soft.
Yep, broken concentration fucks me up completely.
I had an ex that would literally pout about this. Talk about not being a team player
Her dog.
Yes of course. We have had to stop and go take care of life several times. Sounds of crashing glass, someone at front door, kid knocking at bedroom door (at least all are trained to knock “NEVER try to open my door, you do not want to accidentally open it at a bad time and traumatize yourself”)
We were just getting into it when we had someone collapse on the footpath outside our house, he was unable to walk and was calling for help. We had to go perform first aid and call an ambulance. Didn’t feel like fucking after that.
GF’s mom slamming her car door out front.
