I knew nothing of the game and presumed as a “witcher” I’m supposed to kill witches. Be, um, …selective.

I’m sorry for your loss. I hope you found a new lap!

My niece and nephew loved the “this guy” gag. What’s got two thumbs and thinks you’re the coolest? THIS GUY! and point to yourself with your thumbs.

🔥b00bs🔥 feel like bags of sand 💯

M-hmm…

Dibs on the bike!

Ah, yes. Mozzarella. Fruit of the udder.

Don’t know what OP used, butBitly can do that.

Stop.

“Jesus juice”

“I know this ship like the back of my hand.”

You deserve good things in life.

It’s a fairly quick game, but Superliminal is super chill and uplifting. Not many games say “hey, feel good about yourself”, but I feel this one does. It’s truly about perspective.

Refurbished is not second hand. It’s an item that has been returned to the retailer for one reason or another and gone through thorough diagnosis for any existing issues and repaired. You can save money over “new” to buy something that you now know has been scrutinized. Sometimes there may be blemishes, but depending on the product that matters very little.

Hannibal

Peanut butter jelly time.

Wasn’t that the one with Tom Hanks and a cannibalistic volleyball? They had to trim it down for American audiences and changed most of the terror into “feel good”, but yeah, pretty sure that’s the one.

The movie V/H/S 2 pretty much combines your ideas in a short called “A Ride in the Park”

We have such noms to show you…