Psaldorn

If there’s only two options you only need one keyword

Look at this ci deployment! THE TESTS ARE TURNED OFF. YOU’RE RAWDOGGING PRODUCTION.

Oh my days. Your AWS isn’t destroying old deployments, no wonder you’re indebt, you have seven times more compute than NASA FOR FUCKS SAKE.

At least chat gpt would have spelled it right for fucks sake.

Did they let a 6 year old write that up?

THEY GET PAID TO DO THIS. SOMEONE GETS PAID TO CHECK IT TOO.

Or am I being trolled.

Is it a laptop, an iPhone size? Is it a digital TV service? Is it a goddamn panty liner?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE

Corporate brain rot. Or they want the ability it provides to die.

HBO Max -> Max -> HBO Max again

Tropicana removing fruit imagery from their fucking fruit juices

The 12 or more fucking copilots

Convert kit to Seva (or whatever)

Loads recently I’m forgetting

Using gs, ga and gc for git bullshit has saved me many a keystroke. They show the current status, last log and prompt me for commit message and everything!

TRY AGAIN IN THREE DAYS

Ah, windows logs, another amazing experience that doesn’t make me want to kill everyone.

tail /var/log/thing.log is far too easy

I mean, java and Microsoft errors are preceded by 120 characters of useless trash oftentimes, that is equally as infuriating.

So many times I see junior Devs (or not so juniors) and normies seeing an error message and, visibly, static plays between their ears on their mental TV set, then they just click the first button that looks appropriate and complain it didn’t work.

The text of the message does not get read or parsed.

“You need to close the program to continue”. Doesn’t work.

“Unexpected X at line N” Doesn’t work.

Drives me insane.

Trans-fats being demonized makes more sense now

(THIS IS A JOKE)

From the same group that doesn’t understand joins and thinks nobody uses SQL this is hardly surprising .

Probably got an LLM running locally and asking it to get data which is then running 10 level deep sub queries to achieve what 2 inner joins would in a fraction of the time.

Free Palestine until Palestine Free

I hope there is a “dirt running down” simulation. Washing from the bottom up should be penalised.

#TopDown4Lyfe

No, I’m just terrible with names… blew it again…

The real robes were the Caroline’s we got DMed by along the way.

I want more and I know I shouldn’t.

Me too, just yesterday. I’m in the club!

Not to mention that water molecules are very transitory and break apart and reform all the time.

We are all stardust though.

As a web dev I’m not worried, but chatgpt has been useful figuring out some Godot/C# oddities that come with learning a new language. I worry for the new people who will just use what it says and not learn anything.

Even then, it will spit out methods and signatures from different but similar libraries (litedb and sqlite for instance)

But like @rooroo@feddit.org said, I was expecting it to be a single page, probably rammed with unnecessary JavaScript.