This isn’t something worth wasting braincells on. I give candy to anyone who says trick or treat.

My neighbor, however, complains about teenagers and black kids.

Ben Affleck, most likely.

I mean I’ve heard of heart attacks but never just neurologically stopping beating. I’m not a doctor or anything though

If you don’t mind me asking, what are you diagnosed with?

Weeping Angels

You need to be proud of yourself. That’s a big thing

Heart stopped beating? That’s a thing? Jesus

My wife.

Mah Woff.

Hobby? I dunno, but habit? Meditation.

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Reading the book “Atomic Habits” helped me.

Unless there are enough teachers to rotate shifts.

There isn’t enough to cover current shifts.

Reminds me of a Lonely Island lyric:

Dreamgirl you amaze me all dressed in paisley

Love how not one but both eyes are lazy

As a teacher, how would this work for schools?

It was going great until they all died years ago.

It’s 2008. I’m posting this from the browser on my Nintendo Wii.

Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins.

Thousands of generations knew the moon as a light in the sky. They went to the sky and saw the Earth.

Wud u tho?

Duodenum.

Doo-odd-in-umm.

The duodenum is the first section of the small intestine in most higher vertebrates, including mammals

The IRS is temporary. The country is temporary. The ground you walk on is temporary. It’s all a grand, elaborate dance of pointless space-time and there is nothing as important as how you feel and how you make others feel.

But do pay your taxes.