I think this is gay eraser

Very nice!

Ain’t nothin’ but a heartache

Unfortunately not. Some things just don’t work on Firefox no matter how hard you try.

The Final Fantasy series.

The Sid Meier’s Civilization series.

The colony survival game called Oxygen not Included.

That’s right kids. To avoid this situation be sure to use tabs for indentation.

Oh, and the toilet rolls have been replaced with duct tape rolls.

I just showed my boy this one.

The boy: “Is it wearing shoes??”

Might be a good idea to err on the side of caution and get a prostate exam. Especially if it increases in frequency.

Might be a good idea to err on the side of caution and get a prostate exam. Especially if it increases in frequency.

I think the water drop sound with your mouth is more chaotic evil than drums.

…but I don’t have much talent.

I know what you’re thinking, but, “There ain’t no gettin’ offa this train!”

iBreath™ control now available for the low price of $19.99 a month!

They were a very portable way to play PlayStation

Looks at every billionaire… Yeah imagine that.

Me too! Hi floor poop buddy.

Ugh, I just found this out and had to bail on the idea.

Oh, sorry about the cookies. I thought leaving the presents as a thanks, for providing snacks while I watched you sleep would be OK.

A $2000 laptop with an Apple logo on it.