ONE bag of sprite per child

I mean if I run out of RPG ammo in GTA I can buy more for a universal currency I don’t have to keep beating crime lords down with a big stick until one of them drops a fresh one.

Meanwhile I read the books as an artful evasion of an english assignment as a child but the movies just seemed too long for me to digest.

Maybe if they were packaged as a TV show but not at all changed in terms of content I could manage to get through it all in a day or so

Also I can’t look past the fact that there’s absolutely no way that they wouldn’t establish a form of nonverbal communication. ASL? Enthusiastic head nodding?!

The final boss of Windows is to crowbar out a metric shitton of bullshit and you do it with a bunch of registry tweaks and GPedit

I just want one that won’t just be like “I"m sowwy miss I can’t talk about that 🥺”

I should be able to copyright my DNA so they can’t use it without paying me royalties.

If Lays can bother potato farmers in africa about it I should be able to own an organism too (myself)

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My eyes went wide with concern before reading what the site was for.

Honestly I was praying that Lemmy dispensed with that reddit-ism

Man, that makes me mildly uncomfortable, I don’t like that my printer is a spy.