return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 4 months agoWhat life hack is so simple yet so effective, you're shocked more people don't know about it?message-squaremessage-square579fedilinkarrow-up1320arrow-down114
arrow-up1306arrow-down1message-squareWhat life hack is so simple yet so effective, you're shocked more people don't know about it?return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 4 months agomessage-square579fedilink
minus-squareahto@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up166arrow-down2·4 months agoFor a second I thought you were talking about masturbation.
minus-squarezcd@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down2·4 months agoWell yeah crank your hog first of course
minus-squaredentoid@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·4 months agoSPEAK UP BROTHER, I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRANKED HOG
minus-squareJackFrostNCola@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoABSOLUTELYCRANKINMYMF’INHOG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXtn0as91SM
minus-squareSuckMyWang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down4·4 months agoMildly to firmly squeeze your penis while moving your hand back and forward
For a second I thought you were talking about masturbation.
Well yeah crank your hog first of course
SPEAK UP BROTHER, I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRANKED HOG
AROOOOOO
ABSOLUTELYCRANKINMYMF’INHOG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXtn0as91SM
Slap the monkey
Choke the chicken.
Flog the dolphin
Mildly to firmly squeeze your penis while moving your hand back and forward
Bash the bishop