KingJalopy

You’re hired!

Toe fuck or get fucked.

Myst was my jam back then. Maybe riven, I don’t remember lol. Also Diablo.

🏴‍☠️ probably

“openly evil”

paradox2011 actually linked right to it. I’m using same phone as you. Thank you all the same. Im liking it OK so far but the swiping isn’t as good as gboard but I’m sure it will learn.

Perfect thank you!

How do I get the gboard Swype library I can’t find the tiny download Button. Helio that is

Music. I’ve played guitar for 30 years, can play drums, bass, piano, etc… never earned a dime. Played shows but I’m still in the hole as far as acquired shit.

At least I’m not jacking them off. Plus nobody’s afraid of a Jeffrey

How the hell did you know my name?

Remember where I put my keys and or wallet. Def didn’t put them in the bowl my wife got for me by the door specifically to put those things in.

My parents used to tell me as a kid that I couldn’t whistle because I wasn’t eating my pizza crust. After I started eating the crust I learned how to whistle.

Have you tried eating crust?

Never your dildo

He’s the one you guys ^

No thanks run on now

True story after the pandemic sort of settled down I had been laid off for my job as so many others had and I started doing Uber and I noticed that people smelled bad when they got in my car but nine times out of 10 it was women that smelled bad like with body odor more than men and it was mostly younger women in their early twenties that were smelling this way so maybe it’s just that women of a certain age tend to have more body odor than guys nowadays fuck I don’t know It was just something I noticed to the point that I appointed it out to my wife

Oh to be young again. I remember questioning whether I was old or not. Embrace your youth, it’s nearly gone…

They did. Then they took a picture and posted it here to outage everyone.

That was supposed to say Internet *outrage sorry it was a typo