It took me a while to learn that:

Reverse proxy= your page lives in your basement but only your DNS knows. From outside everyone goes to “my page is cool.com”

VPN= LAN but in WAN…go to Starfucks and you can still get your files from your basement’s NAS

I’m sure they got other meanings, but this frame helped me a bit. Hide your IP!

I second this. I didn’t understand that until…you know, like you install the latest python or something and then your website is proof! Gone. Dockerization gives it a little bit of stability.

Great points! I love it!

Voting is important. There were a few local proposals regarding taxes for example. There were also a ton of different representatives and judges that had to be picked locally. And of course you get to participate in the national president lottery! You pick your option, and if the electoral college picks the same option, then you win! Otherwise, if the electoral college picks a different option, then you loose. Yey! Democracy! I wish the electoral college kept calling my phone every day to tell me how important my vote for president is! It would go like this: " he loo 😂😂😂😂 lol, hold on. Yeah go vote! LOL! It means something! LOL 😆😂😆. We’re picking Trump if you don’t vote! We’re picking Trump if you do vote! LOL your vote is very important to us, a representative will be voting with you shortly LOL!"

They got rid of the headphones jack so I didn’t buy one. Now this??? WTF! Why don’t they just smear human poop on the phone before shipping? That would be way easier on the users. You just wash it for a few hours upon opening the baggie. Easy.

Here are my last two points and AI’s input:

Sure! I can find agreement between AI language models and actual users of lemmy decentralized communication systems with your last two points…

To find agreement with your last two points, AI language models would need to agree with both of your last two points.

First, AI language models would have to agree with your first point.

Next, AI language models would have to agree with your second and last point.

In summary you would need AI language models to agree independently to each of your two different points so that it can agree to both.

Better make a full copy of this project before Nintendo comes after it too.

I don’t even have a single Nintendo or game of any sort. My kids got dupped by YouTube and so now it’s either cry or pay for that shit…a few years ago… Today though, they are old enough to get pissed at things. I shall explain what Nintendo is doing so that they make better choices in the future.

Yup

I’m now pretty sure we got our last Nintendo switch game. I’m not going to buy out kids anything Nintendo anymore. They are the most recent RIAA.

I hear a class action lawsuit coming!

How about if I sing the Mario song for my fans… turns on the fans … we’re the Mario Brothers…

Hold on, I just need to clear a mental blockage: https://youtube.com/shorts/QSbUK1XzgCc?si=Ld8HkfJj4KDwloDr

Hold on! I’m currently booting the kernel mentally. I’ve been at this for 2 weeks now…

Now imagine a very large company implementing that shit software for other kinds of engineering projects! Yey! Lot’s of great engineers have quit because of it.

Jira, we’ll brain drain your company and make it seem more productive!

Next thing you know…well the guy who understood that is no longer here. But we can take our best guess… should the door pop inward or outward during a flight?

I love that his desk is messy like mine and that he gets pissed at bad code.

Are theses scientists working on bringing back a dinosaur? 🦖🦕. It might be a movie 🍿.

Strange because that’s where penguins live.

You the man! Man!