I have a job, you fucking loser

I don’t expect anything. That’s why I’m asking if anyone has any ideas I haven’t thought of.

I wish i could qualify for a loan, or had rich relatives, or had something like that I could sell. Maybe I could sell a kidney

I’m not sure my ass is powerful enough

This is an absolute nightmare scenario

$40,000 would pay off all debts for me and my wife, and allow us finally catch our breath. The monthly payments have been annihilating us for years, and neither of our careers have recovered since COVID.

It feels like an endless tunnel.

Not knowing it was plant-based, I got a monstrous jumbo something-or-other burger from Monty’s Good Burger in LA.

Honestly I almost freaked out at how good it was, and even went back to the place just to tell them it was the best burger I ever had.

It’s the one thing pulling me west

The rich get richer / The poor get poorer / When our time comes / No guilt for the horror

or maybe

The planet is burning / We die of starvation / Abolish the wealthy / And claim our salvation

or maybe

One, two, buckle my shoe / Three, four, overthrow the 1% and bring about a socialist utopia, etc

insulin

it’s so weird, the lemmy.world instances aren’t showing up for me in my searches. Maybe it’s a server thing

Thanks - how do I actually access that? When I copy that into the community search, nothing comes up except for your comment, and it’s not showing up in google

I probably should have planned for this weeks ago. Things are gonna get sticky

I swear If i’m about to be sucked into some looking-glass or magical shoe I’m gonna be pissed

Holy shit. This might be the winner

It never even occurred to me to put a sign up advertising the bounty of the tree. This might be simplest. But on the off chance no one takes me up on that, I’ll still have almost 300 plums. I’ll check out that webzone, thanks

Having never made a jam or a jelly of any kind, I’m hesitant to try this, but it might be a good option. Do you have a favorite plum jam recipe?

This is a pretty dogshit take, homie.

Still doesn’t work for me, just tried again a couple minutes ago

I was using Jerboa until I got booted due to the server upgrade, and now I can’t log back in. A couple folks here have offered steps to help get back on it but it doesn’t seem to be working for me.

I hear good things about Liftoff tho

I’ll do “so far” instead of “all time” because all time has not yet elapsed, but I’ll shut up and list the current roster:

• Werckmeister Harmonies
• Fellowship of the Ring
• The Dreamers
• The Wind Rises
• L’eclisse

Honorable mentions go to Casino Royale, Ashes and Diamonds, The Empire Strikes Back, Paprika, and Vanilla Sky.