Hoist the sales!

They’ve been collecting this data for over a decade and are just now starting to figure out what to do with it.

How dare you hide your information from them! The nerve!

“Your data collection into Gmail only! No into chic fila app!”

X(Twitter) = Biggest Nazi bar on the Internet

That’s the fun part. The emitter is the detector. It will invert the beam of it detects anything.

Reverse polarity positron emitter.

The E in WWE is for Entertainment.

Some people enjoy belittling other’s choices on the internet. Some enjoy watching the drama of fake wrestling.

Instead of deleting everything, edit it to sometime else. Quick brown fox that shit.

Why bother with Google at all?

I feel like i had a disappearing window like that a lifetime ago and the fix was to change the resolution. I don’t know if that uncovered the void to the right or forced the window to reassign itself to usable space. But it worked then. Hell, it could have been windows for all I recall.

Is that T60?

They could be owned by sewer rats. But that wouldn’t matter 'cause I don’t eat the mother fucker anyway.

Team Fortress 2. Too different in contrast with TFC, which I feel like I played for ten years straight.

With a lot of people using free email services, most have some report button. What this does is flag the specific email as potential spam that you specifically do not want to see. With enough people doing that, the probability of the email and subsequently the source domain being spam and spam generators goes up. High probability means the emails may end up in the spam folder without hitting your inbox.

There’s a bit of fine tuning email marketing can do to mitigate that, like not sending emails too frequently. But that’s not a passive thing they can do, which is why there are teams devoted to email marketing specifically at some companies.

The worst thing for a marketeer is to be dumped in spam. No one will ever see it or any future emails.

AsK yOuR mOm

Elden Ring, please.

Touché

Business decisions based on feels rather than hard outcome data or cost analysis.

It’s funny because it seems like the universe is saying, “Hey Slurpee. Why don’t you become an alcoholic? It’ll be fun.” Not that I drink habitually or a lot. It just seems alcohol is being pushed everywhere I go.

Work sucks because I have to do it. I imagine all the shit I’d have time to do if I didn’t have to work, both things I need to do and want to do. When I get done with work for the day, I feel too traumatized to do anything. So I put myself on autopilot until I can turn the world off and go to bed.

I got a bit of satisfaction last week when I went to an event where I got to sit on a chair and do nothing for an hour. And that’s all that was expected of me.

Oh, and a bucket of hammers from lemmygrad called me a Nazi, which would be laughable if they weren’t so serious about their “beliefs”.