Okay but 🍒 shouldn’t output 🍉. This is inconsistent and confusing. We have standards.
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I can finally replay that game for the first time again. /s
potoo22@programming.devOPto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•(How to trigger programmers (and make them irrationally angry)1·2 months agoI can’t officially support this fork 😝
What if you don’t have a favorite programming language? I’m a firm believer that each language offers a specific set a features that makes each one uniquely suck and I often find myself at the crossroads of continuing to use this garbage or to learn a new language only to find it sucks in a different way. (/s another way of saying each language has its niche… (but sucks outside of it))
potoo22@programming.devto Fediverse@lemmy.world•PixelFed has increased the Fediverse's monthly active users by over 40% in the last few weeks, how do we feel?English2·3 months agoI saw instafops.net was an options when I was browsing servers. idk anything else about it or even if it’s popular. Not my kind of server, but figured I’d share since it’s something I saw and you’re looking for.
Headline 3 years from now: “Huffing Steam Deck vent fumes linked to increased risk of cancer” (Only when done habitually)
Ads: “Have you or a loved one huffed Steam Deck fumes? You may be entitled to compensation.”
Valve: Goddamnit. You fucking addicts couldn’t stop huffing the vents. WE FUCKING TOLD YOU! It’s safe for normal usage. NORMAL usage. Not heroine addict levels of usage!
potoo22@programming.devto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What is your "inexpensive" hobby that turned out to be expensive/ you gradually invested lots of money into?9·2 years agoSpare them some bytes
Spouse at 7:00 AM: “Why do only some of the house lights work and there’s no hot water?”
Me: “You know that quick fix I was working on last night. Well, umm, one thing led to another aaaand… Umm… Just so you know, your phone is using mobile data because the wifi is out.”
potoo22@programming.devto Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•You need to send an API Request to apply for a job in this company51·2 years agoIt’s only invalid if it generated errors.
But yeah, I typically play it safe and follow the standards. I do wish JSON5 would catch on though.
potoo22@programming.devto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•unrolling loops is efficient, right?47·2 years agoIn my first CS class, the professor announced an extra credit project due at the end of the semester. It was to create a formatted terminal calendar given a year from user input. I finished it after learning about condition but before I learned about classes… or functions… or loops… or searching the internet… partially. I searched how leap years worked, but didn’t bother to search for code (Stack Overflow didn’t exist yet)
Anyway, long ass program with each month hard-coded with 7 possible calendars for each month depending on the first day of the week. Lots of copy and paste. Professor was speechless, but accepted it.
I’m still waiting for the stable release. Mostly because I’m not prepared to lose another 200-300 hours.