“Hey dude are you running a SOWsense router in your homelab?”

“No I just wrote something from scratch”

“ah ok”

Cash on delivery

Nice try fed

Superteam kinda is similar with bounties

SPD as a junior Partner to the Union has a history of just allowing them to do whatever they want

Love me the 1bit color scheme

Good old drawbridge

School: buy a cheap used laptop and use that instead

Abusive Partner: idk bottle of bleach or sth

Definitely Altschauerberg, home of the country’s most prolific performance artist

love piper

Oh no not in Utica

If you’re using picom you can just write a custom pixel shader that makes one very specific color transparent and then use css to set background-color to that value. Essentially just writing yourself a very hacky greenscreen solution

Finally I can schedule my 12 Linkedin posts a week about how everyone but me is a lazy pos for working less than 70 hours all at once and concentrate on the grind during the week

Homie is sitting in a cell somewhere in Washington or Beijing :sob:

Love how “built in java” is listed as a feature

The IMK is not the national government

Sign into Gnome with your Microsoft account

I think I just had a stroke

That requires you to interact with music in your native language which for people from most countries would be rather unpleasant

Hard disagree. Judging by the memes that get posted around here, not a single user of any Lemmy instance was born after 1980

Oh that looks clean, thanks!