Since the guy has blown up in the last week-ish, he drew a new meme of him

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cx9pJOVgYvj/?igsh=YjF2NmZwd29vYjcx

Sorry for instagram link, this is just where I know him from. Philibbankss is the name of the artist.

That’s just as gross as I was imagining 😬

Now I want to get MacOS on one just to make gamers twitch

Admittedly I haven’t played it in, like, five years but when I did it only had banner ads in the pause menu

Neko Atsume: Kitty Collector. You put down furniture. Cats sleep on the furniture. You get gold to buy more funiture, and the cycle repeats.

I almost spat out my drink when I saw this

Guy who worked at my place before me kept using these and GOTO statements all over the place.

His name? Cotton-eyed Joe

well that’s Batman. Not sure what that random billionaire Wayne has to do with him.

too late, gf sit

umbrella didn’t respond, reported for botting

nice

fishing lvl?

It means the two million people playing it now have to get emails, promotions, and keep sony products in their mind.

They obviously didn’t think it would be popular. Just like Wizards of the Coast when they tried to put out a new license that said “anything with the words ‘dungeons and dragons’ on it becomes our intellectual property”, they assumed that pissing off their entire fanbase would be net positive because people will keep buying their stuff no matter how bad it gets.

The review bombing was serious but I’d eat my hat if this stunt cut revenue by more than 10%. I don’t have anything for Helldivers but here’s an article about Dragons Dogma 2

Now I wish there was an advertising studio where, like, they specialized in shitty ads for real things. Like “I made a game on newgrounds, you WON’T LAST TEN SECONDS” but it’s just a flappy birds clone or something

that’s like starting fires on random properties to make sure your firefighters stay on their toes

It’s incomplete in certain areas, inventory management is a nightmare, and the mini bosses in dlc areas (gorecyclops, undead dragons, wargs I think they were called) take ten minutes of healthbar whittling and they respawn when you rest.

But the true test is whether the game is fun to play, and it is! Regardless of which class you’re playing, the game lets you feel like a badass. I’d just recommend playing with some QOL mods.

It’s about ripping up a living, crying toy while it begs for its life, after chasing it through the area. It made me squirm and I’m a grown-ass adult.

Hard agree. I had a decent ftp account, made enough for a bond, and took a two week tour of the paid content. It’s pretty! But I couldn’t keep up a subscription at the time.

Might do one of the Leagues eventually but knowing the whole account gets deleted at the end kills the excitement for me.