Give it time, we started emitting radio 80 years ago. When aliens look our way, they probably still see the dinosaurs or something.

Vertical over the toilet lid.

Here I’d say fuck the Poutine one.

It did make up for the godforsaken poutine MRE.

We’re already on fire everywhere in Canada and it’s not even wildfire season yet. If all the tempofrost melts what will be left will be barren lands wholly unsuitable for agriculture.

It’s a policy level choice what’s happened in that movie like selling the FDA to Brawndo or completely failing to provide education to all of the kids that guy had in the intro.

We are massively more resilient than cockroaches, everything we’ve thrown at us we’ve survived. 50,000 years ago it is hypothesized that due to catastrophies we can’t even possibly begin to emulate, like supervolcanoes and ice ages, the entire human population was reduced to around 10,000 breeding individuals. Yet 50,000 years later here we are.

The only upside is that if things get bad enough, the survivors won’t be able to achieve our excesses again because we’ve already exhausted all the irreplaceable easily accessible deposits of fossil fuels and minerals.

I’ve checked out. I’ve been voting and advocating for Green and progressive polities for as long as I could, but here we are. I’ll do my best to noy shitty up the place too much while I exit, but after I’m gone, I’m gone.

People riot against simple 15 minute cities already. I’m not that optimisticfor that level of forwards planning.

https://youtu.be/iKC21wDarBo

Here’s the Onion’s news broadcast for the year 2137. I expect it will be considered more and more prescient as we go.

You can always count on situation’s capacity to just become worse.

I think it’s just too perfect.

I just want to say that this post is awesome. Also Military MREs, come in a convenient form factor and had the effect of keeping me well fed and also completely blocked up during whole field exercises.