This just sounds like too much work to me. I mean to each their own, so rock in if that’s what works for you. I just know I’d end up forgetting which account I was subbed into, and within the course of 1-2 months my communities would be a mashed up mess.

Hey sexy! Hit me up if you want to chat with available singles in your area tonight! Don’t worry - it’s discreet!

I just hope OP doesn’t break both arms while they’re out doing… whatever it is they’re going to be doing.

Stand naked outside the window and knock.

Or, just put a letter in the mailbox or on the front porch.