I don’t like the graphics. It looks very generic. It’s higher fidelity but looks worse than OSRS because at least osrs is somewhat stylized.

I don’t like that you have to click twice on everything.

I played the tutorial, and nothing hooked me in. It felt like your average mobile game.

Dialogue was painfully generic. “Go here to accomplish objective then come back for next objective”

It doesn’t have a unique identity or anything to grab my interest that makes me want to put up with the grind it demands from me, which it did immediately after the tutorial.

You will love the spyware bear.

Back into the fiery pit of hell, where it belongs!

You got me. It would probably take more than 5 minutes to do. You saw through my web of lies.

Pokemon could be made in RPG maker in like 5 minutes.

Just randomly browsing Lemmy and I get a whole ass game to check out for free.

If you shoot tarr at the other slimes, it’s kinda like bullets.

Because making it not look like an unreal engine game requires an entire technical art department. Absolutely possible, but there’s waay too many dials to play with.

If we get a bloodborne remake it’s because Sony will get desperate to save face after shit like this.

Oh this is a simple mechanic, should take a couple hours to implement!

1 week of battling the code architecture and debugging data flow later

Do I actually enjoy game dev? I guess so…

But that was only…

Fetal position, crying

It’s already at scalper prices, the fuck are they going to sell it for? Lol.

Number 2. Unless you firmly believe there’s no such thing as bad publicity.

I wouldn’t bring a kid anywhere near this brainrot garbage.

Surely you’ve never seen some variation of “I am <the guy on the poster>!!” “Lol this guy sucks” before!

Well because they’re built to hook you up with their storefront where you can buy a my little pony gun for a third of the price of the game. And then play a fps asset flip game in front of the poors.

It’s when they make you do like 20 of them. Bitch you already stopped the DDOS let me see my balance fuck.

I hate it but everyone does it so you have to do it. :(

For a brief moment, you’ll shine brightly.

Are you going to open a food cart for your ass bacon?