I highly recommend giving it a watch!

Velocipastor.

It is a goddamn masterpiece and the perfect movie for all occasions.

Just do a video search for whatever your kink is and turn off safe search

The only thing bing is good for is watching porn and I will stand by that opinion.

Have you ever heard a sea lion? They’re super loud and they all get together and bark.

My friends were the people injecting glow sticks… Arguably a pretty stupid way to die but this happened at an underage night club in the 00s. My friends who died were homeless children with abusive drug addicted families who either ran from the absolute failure of a foster care system that we have here, or just went straight to the streets knowing that they would end up in a worse situation if they were to seek help. Literally nowhere to go and willing to risk death for a little bit of approval.

My friends absolutely knew what they were doing was dangerous and could kill them… We all had known someone who died from doing exactly that… But when you’ve lived a life completely devoid of anything that resembles support the smallest positive reactions are like concentrated heroin.

It was fucked up seeing these kids who’s desperate attempt to just be liked being turned into an entertainment piece. It’s been a while but if I remember correctly the show left out that the people were minors so they could embellish on how dumb of a way to die it was… Or that children were being allowed to run around in a nightclub with glowing veins…

The whole thing was fucked, I never watched the show again. I realized that the whole thing is essentially just laughing at other people’s trauma and that’s not for me.

I had a group of friends that were featured in 1000 ways to die. Kinda broke my heart seeing them being made fun of…

Old homeless secret I guess. When you’re in a decently suburban area there’s always at least one close by.

When I was homeless and super desperate for a roof over my head I’d pull up some real estate app and filter by foreclosures. They were always empty and I never got bothered by anyone. Do gotta be super sneaky in case there’s neighbors or something but there was almost always a window unlocked or something.

I grew up in a very ghetto area so sometimes I drink 211, cheap 40s, or hobo wine and it reminds me of my childhood. Bonus points if I can find the glass 40oz bottles but they’re super rare nowadays.

Yes I can absolutely afford actually good beer and I actually have a pretty good taste in beer (at least I think so)

Well I was talking more about a microdose. Taking a tiny fraction of the amount required to actually trip. You don’t get high at all from it.

Either way, I hope you’ve recovered from your migraine!

If you have access to LSD you can try a microdose of it. Just put one or 2 hits in a pint jar of water, shake it up really good, and take a sip to a shot. Don’t overdo it, if it doesn’t work you don’t want to be tripping with a migraine. It’s never failed me though.

I too came here to freak out about their battery level… But you did it much better than I would have.

I’ve been here about a week or so and so far I think the absolutely perfect candidate would be Vermin Supreme.