This calls for a warrant canary on a remote server.

This guy right here, officer

When productivity is measured in lines of code:

do {
  if (!edge) {
    run();
  }
} while {
  (!edge);
  }

It would be Aldi

With gusto

Eeww that sucks

What’s a digital door

Theres a lot of places I would gladly insert a lot of things if it stopped aging

“If you can’t explain it to a five year old, you don’t actually understand it yourself”

No offense intended, because I couldn’t explain this to an adult either.

I’ve been know to just replace the bulbs. For example the walking path around my last apartment.

Great story

It’s possible to wash a title by registering it in certain states. I think Georgia is one.

Cheap, problematic, difficult to sell.

Think flooded cars.

I also hated that one

You lost an entire decade somehow

Thats a heckuva false premise

Every “pandemic” episode is uncomfortably played out imo

Many of them use Bluetooth or BLE for setup purposes and im sure some don’t bother to stop advertising

Every single node in any form of “smart home” networks including color changing light bulbs

M as in mancy