It’s boobs all the way down.

Learning how to say no. Having personal boundaries.

Probably not the most disturbing thing but still kind of funny.

When the internet first came out we were in middle school or high school and my friends dad had great internet connection because he worked for the Navy. Anyways we were amazed that you could find anything about anything just by typing it into the web crawler (I think that’s what the search engine was called back then.

One night we were just chilling and looking up random stuff and we were like damn, you can literally find anything.

“I bet they even have horses fucking chickens!”

And well. Yes. Yes they do.

Hey man,open up. It’s me, Dave. I got the stuff.

You should call the non emergency number during the day and ask to speak to a manager and then ask your silly question and see what they say lol

Instructions unclear: buying more beer! There’s years of jeers and cheers and no need for fears or leers or what have you

Okay I’ll click the green ones

That’s like, your opinion man

Wow, this means that a population significantly greater than the United States in a space less than 1/3 the size of the U.S is just straight up pooping in the rivers.

I want it to be mandatory to have glass houses!

But you have to inject it. And put a flashlight in your ass.

It’s not sinning if you ain’t religious

Wow you’re not very intelligent

Lol

I don’t wear deodorant on the weekends, but I do when I go to work. Unless you’re going to start living outside, you should probably find a deodorant that works for you and start using it. If someone is telling you that you smell bad, especially someone who cares about you, then take there advice and do something about it.

You say you don’t really care about your smell, but your family obviously do. Since you don’t care just start using some every day. It makes a world of difference and you don’t even have to use that much.

You’d have to qualify that statement…. Left leaning according to which countries’ politics?

In the states for example, the democrat politicians are actually right of center.

If you are calling right of center, “left leaning” then I could possibly agree with you. But I don’t think you are saying what you think you’re saying.

Fart touch, no touch backs.

You, my friend are obviously talking out of your ass

That’s most likely what happened

Meh, not going to argue but everything you are saying in your post…… it’s just wrong…. Incorrect.

At a restaurant there’s pretty much zero reason leave shouldn’t be approved with or without notice.

Why do you have sick time or vacation time if people can’t use it.

It’s none of you business why anyone needs to use their leave time, I get that that is difficult for you to understand…. But it’s none of your fucking business why anyone is using their leave time. Ever……

My intestines backed up and every so often I need to cough up a loogi of chunky diarrhea