At least it’s not being sold separately.

My favorite official DLC for Oblivion is the Wizard’s Tower. I crashed the game stealing everything and storing it all in the attic.

What an adorable little Cerberus.

That’s fine, my pro controller won’t wake my regular Switch from sleep either.

Dammit, Moon Moon!

I wonder what the N64 sounds like.

Nintendo cheats on the virtual console loading screens. The home consoles before the GameCube don’t have a startup sound, so they use the default coin pickup for the NES, the Super Mario World startup sound for the SNES, and the Mario 64 startup sound for the N64. Maybe they’ll just stick to those identifiers.

I’d love to get my hands on an og DS keychain.

Blue means the iMessage protocol is being used by all parties. So that means things like end-to-end encryption, data-driven messaging and photos, videos, rich replies, effects, voice replies, etc…

Green means the SMS protocol is being used by at least one person so everything is dumbed down to what SMS can do.

It’s going to stay green, just that green now includes end-to-end encryption as long as all parties are using RMS.

In all fairness, Apple using AI to transcribe podcasts has been a tremendous success. Like, making four or five mistakes across an hour of casual speech. And those mistakes are usually contextual blind spots (like writing “lift” when someone said “Lyft” the company.)

Probably a timeline that kills Sega before they can make a Dreamcast.

In this universe, the Rez vibrator is built into every controller.

That actually looks cute.

10/10, no notes.

PowerBook G5, it’s finally happening!

Looks like a 1990s corporate training video.

Or Maxis.

Point well taken.

The word is, the first time Siri was demoed to Steve Jobs (it was one of the last things he worked on before being permanently hospitalized) he grabbed the phone out of the employee’s hand and asked, “Siri, are you a man or a woman?” to which Siri replied that it didn’t know and it didn’t matter.

Siri is trans non-binary. If Siri was a person their life would be in danger.

The one time Radar works in favor of the user.

You fool! Now it’s broken into several different large pieces.

Do I have to answer this question?

Money.

Gold points are earned by buying select Switch games and hardware. You use it to buy stuff online related to the Switch. Nintendo wants to reset everyone’s progress for the Switch 2. If you want to use gold to buy Switch 2 stuff it has to be gold earned buying Switch 2 stuff.

Greedy? Yes. But then again, it’s a rewards program they don’t even have to offer in the first place.

That suits me, I just dumped everything I had into renewing my online subscription. Half off.

It feels like this is the only way Nintendo feels comfortable going from a currency system on the Switch to the exact same thing on the Switch 2. Nary the twain shall meet.

They just don’t want to be hounded by anyone about transferring gold from one system to the other.