TrenchcoatFullOfBats

It’s in there:

Tubesync has you covered

I heard that he wanted to get Officer Thomson and his lamp on the case, but the request form was incomplete.

“Fine” being (arguably) marginally better than attempting to decipher a scrambled cable channel that could be either the softcore channel or a travel documentary - either way, you’re looking at something that rhymes with “complicating crank”.

The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in

Its pretty apt

I see what you did there

Nope.

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Using Mull with NoScript through Mullvad

You’re more likely to solve the problem by yelling into a pillow

You mean the Casper Original Pillow I’m buying with Klarna for 4 easy payments of $39.95 at 29.99% interest?

I hear they’re partnering with Amazon on a new version that has a tiny Alexa speaker in it that will whisper ads in your ear while you’re sleeping unless you pay them $15 to turn it off. It’s called the Casper Pillow Talk with Special Offers.

Yelling: ALEXA! HOW CAN I GET CONSUMER PROTECTION IN THE UNITED STATES?

Casper Pillow Talk with Special Offers: I’m sorry, I don’t understand. By the way, did you know that Amazon Pharmacy is now selling antidepressants at a discounted price? To order, just say “Add Xanax to my next drone delivery”. To receive the discount, say “I waive my right to sue Amazon via the justice system and agree to private corporate arbitration until the end of time!”

HP HQ to Printer: DRINK A VERIFICATION CARTRIDGE

PLEASE DRINK A VERIFICATION CAN

My Cherry Blues: I’M DOING MY PART

ThanOS

Next time, Gort will install Debian and save himself the trouble

Αυτό είναι το αστείο

This is the joke

I find that I think about the Byzantine Empire more often than the Roman Empire

I slapped a folding rechargeable travel mouse in one of the PCMCIA slots of my Dothan T40. The other has a USB hub with bluetooth and a retractable antenna…

Un-dean-iable

Lawful good at home.

Laptop and two horizontal monitors at work. Is that lawful neutral good or neutral good lawful?

Personally, I think it’s probably neutral awful - one is HDMI and the other is VGA.

I mean, look at the eyes of the CEO - if he was featured in a Unity game, he’d have “DEAD INSIDE” painted on him in indie developer blood.