I’m sorry are we all gonna just gloss over the “what’s your ASVAB score bro” response?

Books

“I get paid to make myself clothes that I don’t wear” would probably be the most confusing way to put this

The on-er off-er

You don’t. It happens. There are only so many notes. As Picasso said, “good artists borrow, great artists steal”

He’s talking about the small black bars that are on the top and bottom of the screen watching most modern movies due to differing screen ratios. I think he’s saying he wishes that movies were artificially stretched longer vertically to fill more of his screen space.

…Tetris?

Alphabetically. Aardvark is doing great. His younger brother is really good at math.