But imagine how many homes that could power!

I was going to say, make the AI responsible for its own nuclear power generation and maintenance and see what happens. Maybe simulate the power plant though.

Why do the worst games produce the most amazing reviews?

Hmmm…

Eh, that’s pretty normal for a patent.

Some people say Skyrim has the best horses, but I say it’s Forestry Simulator 2017

It’s archives all the way down.

Wait, what do you mean x3, y2, and x37 are not good variable names?

That Javascript date indexing one is almost as cursed as fucking tire sizes.

I don’t know whether we would have ever gotten the absolute brilliance that is Turg if proper customization weren’t available.

But why not just make 2 louder?

Advanced fuzzy logic technology with AI (Artificial Intelligence) “learns" and adjusts…

I swear there was a dishwasher or something in either Sims 1 or 2 that damn near this exact description.

Hell, mine needs wound up every time.

It’s just .zip files all the way down

I think they have speed bumps, don’t they? I know there are curbs just waiting to be run over.

Hey you, you’re finally awake.

Is there anything that isn’t a viable method for beating Dark Souls?

Fuckin love my RAT. Best mouse I’ve had, but yes, it is a bit weird looking.