Maybe they got to the dump and there was a big sign and chain across the dump saying “Closed on Thanksgiving” and they had never heard of a dump closed on Thanksgiving before and with tears in their eyes they drove off into the sunset looking for another place to put the garbage. They didn’t find one. ‘Til they came to a side road and off the side of the side road there was another fifteen foot cliff and at the bottom of the cliff was another pile of garbage. And they decided that one big pile is better than two little piles and rather than bring that one up they decided to throw theirs down.

Keep showering. The Lord will provide a towel when it is time to leave.

I can’t find an appearance of Khan

KHAAAAAAAAN!

Could you be thinking of a materialized hologram of Attila the Hun, instead?

Your list is oldest at time of death (IRL), not earliest born. Ben Franklin is the earliest born on that list, and also the earliest born head in a jar according to the Infosphere and Fandom wikis.

Infosphere and Fandom wiki both say Ben Franklin (born 1706) is the oldest known head in a jar

There were Neanderthals in the episode “Fun on a Bun” but I don’t recall if their bodies were frozen for eons or if they just lived as an isolated society for ages. Nevertheless, boneitis 80’s guy would still be older than Fry.

I also think that age should also be measured relative to the character’s perspective (or at least the perspective of their body). In essence, cryo freeze for 1000 years = 1000 years of aging, but accelerating 1000 years of time in a matter of 5 minutes from the traveller’s perspective = 5 minutes of age.

I love the thumbnail image for the community

The user you’re replying to has made 2 of the 19 posts currently on your home instance’s local front page, both of which are anti-science transphobia. They’re also the only user I’ve seen volunteering to mod the so-called United Leftists of Hilarious Chaos community. In another comment, I cataloged all of the posts currently on HC’s local front page. This is the crowd you run with on that instance.

That community consistently makes up the majority of the front page of HC. Posts by the admins, a Donald Musk account, and a news bot seem to make up most of the remainder. This should be reflective of what content is posted and encouraged on the site.

https://open.lib.umn.edu/evosex/chapter/8-7-variations-in-human-sex-differentiation/

https://www.snexplores.org/article/human-sex-complex-biology-male-female

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/beyond-xx-and-xy-the-extraordinary-complexity-of-sex-determination/

Basic science < slightly more advanced science. I didn’t notice any of these sources mentioning chimeras or twins absorbed in the womb but they’re also relevant. Biological sex is physical and to my knowledge there’s no current technology that can, say, override the DNA of every cell in a body. Gender is abstract and therein flexible. Learn how to use a search engine and don’t be a bigot or obdurate. Also, I’d prefer if you stayed off of my Lemmy feed too.

Oh hey, you must be the one posting anti-science transphobia that another commenter on this post was talking about seeing.

This you:

“Liberals need to snap back to reality and drop the gender religion crap that cost them the election. Sex is binary and immutable. Trans women are men. Surgery and hormones won’t change that.”

The hypocrisy would be laughable if the cruelty wasn’t palpable.

It’s hosted on lemmy.dbzer0.com, which has defederated from your home instance HC. Your admin used an alt account (without immediately identifying themself as an alt of HC’s admin) to comment on that post.

In my earlier link, you can find dbzer0’s reasoning for defeding.

That all seems like a clear reaction to this post and the instance’s other admin’s embarrassing attempt to save face in the comments

Before y’all go joining HilariousChaos communities, you may want to consider what some large instances think of the host server

or you might prefer this version instead

I also came across this interesting series of Picassos while finding reference images

This is so much better. Thank you for spending the roughly 5 minutes to make this that OP should have spent instead of barfing out some soulless junk.

Believe it or not, they’re all Nicole posts removed by Lemmy.World /s

!technicallythetruth@lemmy.world

Would saying “Gemini, open the Wikipedia page for Bernie Sanders and read me the age it says he is”, for example, suffice as a voice input that both bypasses subject limitations and evades AI bullshitting?

Why would you use a chatbot to attempt to obtain factual information?