I’m sorry you have to deal with a bum who would rather smell like one than Bulgarian roses.

Don’t know if he’s inherently an insecure fragile sexist bitch, or if it’s a development helped by him uncritically swallowing whatever dumb condescending gendered marketing. Maybe both.

So much I don’t know here. Like what an 80.lv is, what their source Alinea Analytics is or what either of their credibility is, why a second source (Ampere) arrived at a PS5 number that deviated from Alinea’s by over 100%, why this didn’t make 80.lv question the veracity of the claim they opted to put in their headline, what sales even mean in the context of Game Pass, why I would care about the potential profitability of a game I don’t care about, why I clicked this post, am writing this comment, or why Microsoft opts to be complicit in Israel’s genocide.

I heard he was entertaining the thought of turning his role in Tropic Thunder into a full spinoff movie.

Had the powder and fuse primed for an Oh Brother Where Art Thou joke. Picture my mild fury when I noticed this is about cameras, not printers.

Guess the silver lining of this particular instance of dystopian tech-bro fascist nightmare stuff is that it causes more friction, and less people to join up.

I’ve found a way.

1. Invite Randy Pitchford to Medieval Times.