It’s a piano song for piano players

This was the whole premise of Happy Gilmore. He became a pro golfer to save his grandma’s house

I just double tap the back of my Pixel to turn the flashlight on/off

Bring a time machine with you and teach ancient Egyptians how to use it

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Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie

A can of Pringles is one serving

Enjoys the outdoors

Child Free

Has a dog

Atheist/Agnostic

…if we’re lucky

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Xitter, pronounced shitter

Sin isn’t real. Live your life however you want without being a dick to others

OP is full of shit. Maybe it was in a movie, but it’s not FROM a movie

Half your age plus seven is an unofficial rule of romance often credited to French author Max O’Rell (Léon Paul Blouet) in his 1901 love manual with the incredibly romantic title of Her Royal Highness Woman and His Majesty Cupid. 

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