Can’t forget Krull!
Check out Firewalla Gold. I think it would meet all of your requirements.
The Firewalla is pricey but amazing. I am running the Gold at home, and it runs Linux and supports Dockers so I’m running PiHole on the router.
At the same symposium I met Dick Rutan. I was standing in a group and he was across from me wearing his full dress uniform. Out of nowhere he sucks his hand out to me and says “Hi, I’m Dick Rutan, I flew around the world. Maybe you’ve heard of me.” My response was not eloquent.
I was at E3 once talking to Jordan Weisman about MechWarrior 4 when Steven Spielberg walked up. He said, “My kids aren’t going to believe I got to meet you!”, which left Jordan and I stunned. Apparently he and his kids were big 'mech fans.
Neil Armstrong. Got to shake his hand at a symposium where he gave a talk.
And tomato soup to dip it in.
If not, nethack has probably consumed close to 1000 hours of my life.
I don’t know who you are, but I love you.
I couldn’t get into GW2, but I put a ton of hours into Guild Wars. My top three are probably Star Trek Online, Guild Wars, and Borderlands. Honorable mentions for Nethack and Command HQ.
Homeworld
Deus Ex
KOTOR
Nethack
Four-way tie.