Everything you need is here,
https://github.com/alsyundawy/Microsoft-Office-For-MacOS
Just download the latest version with its volume serializer and you are good to go.
You can side load it with AltStore or SideStore, it’s pretty straightforward
I prefer using yattee, but lately most instances throw an error and has been unusable for me, hopefully it can work more consistently over time
Or sideload uYou/uYou+, works really well!
If you want something similar to Vance’s, you can sideload uYouPlus, you don’t need to jailbreak, but you need to use something like AltStore for that
I always carry a pepper spray with me just in case!
!sbcgaming@lemmy.ml, used to explore it daily on that other site, but now it hardly receives new posts :(
I know, I just provided the link, thanks for the clarification though