I’ll second Pixel Dungeon. It’s the only one I’ve played, but it perfectly fits OP’s reqs.

Until T2 decides to lay-off the developers because they only wanted the IP.

Has it not mooned yet? Apes must be in shambles.

Walking in to an honest-to-god Toy Store as a small child.

R.I.P. Geoffrey

2 tv’s side-by-side with 2 consoles for local multi-player. Dream achieved with a bonus wife to play with.