Ask me about kumquats.
Linux users (sometimes):
sees an extremely user-friendly interface - so good that everyone and their grandma can use it perfectly right away without any explanation
“Ugh, why doesn’t this look more complicated?”
Edit: This was in response to someone commenting “Why does it look like toddler UI?”. The comment seems to be deleted now.
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Fair point, will do… at some point in the future.
Edit #1: You people are expecting way too much reasonability from someone using emojis to login.
Edit #2: Urgh! FINE. Have your sensible title that actually means something and betters everyones experience. angrily sips water >:(
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I don’t think anyone takes this seriously. It’s just fun to come up with the worst password policies.
Just imagine the error: “Sorry, your password could not be set. If you decide to include more than one animal, make sure they get along or include a zookeeper as well.”
Fucking brilliant.
The Interrogator: “You think you’re so funny… WHAT. IS. THE. PASSWORD!!!”
A guy, tied to a chair, bloodied and crying: “Amogus, it’s a drawing of the Amogus guy.”
The interrogator prepares another round of fists
Stallman is like the friend you’ll never introduce to your family.
I’ve been using Linux for more than a decade now as my daily driver.
Count me as ‘basic’ and ‘just starting’, because I quite like the colorful, clicky and nicely animated version, where I don’t have to remember anything and that works just as well.
And now out of my way, while I happily point, click and scroll to adjust my displays brightness, which is entirely possible through the terminal, but I’m not ridiculous or insecure enough for that.