I want to be a hairy wizard! One entry for Hogwarts please!

Meme folder is a little dry right now so here’s a picture of my new puppy Ásgeirr. Thanks for doing a giveaway OP, just another of the good bits of reddit I’m happy to see here at our new home.

Can I come visit and mow your lawn? Are you on Hokkaido?

Thank fuck your hear too correct him, I didnt understand what he meant because of the typo!

“Ahh no see, you wanted entomology man, which coincidentally means study of bugs”

What’s his issue? Give him something tangential.

Big drinker? Cheapest bottle opener or a nip of his favorite sauce.

Angry asshole? Get him a therapy ball.

The biggest thing my condescending asshole stepdad taught me was “Kill them with kindness”. If you’re kind in a backhanded way, it’ll piss them off and you can feign innocence.

Personally I’d give him a box of dogshit

This is where I wind up every time I ask.

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Check out the company Silicon Power. If you don’t need anything fancy storage has gotten laughably cheap. I impulse bought more because I couldn’t install a game and was so surprised by the price.

So like, don’t hang out here. Nobody’s making you

Sanity?

Put me in for Hogwarts. Thanks for bringing these to Lemmy and happy holidays

I’d also rock a geo tracker, could go either way

Fuck, I would LOVE to drive a Samurai!

The meat sings!?!

I miss DC++

You never had the Xbox 2?

My favorite film, Moulin Rogue, is often misunderstood.

Jesus operates a Low Orbit Ion Cannon, it’s where the smiting confusion comes from.

It’s not worth the shipping!

Couple summers ago we met some friendly folks drinking high proof vodka out of a Powerade bottle, hanging out on a dock outside Millinocket, and they invited us to go jump off a bridge. 20 miles down a dirt road they pull off their clapped out crown vic, miss the ditch, get out and walk onto a logging road bridge. Best day ever. Invitations to jump off bridges should be seriously considered.