I fucking hate corporate speak.

Get some bread, jam it in the toaster until done.

Spread butter

Spread Vegemite

Done

Nice

I left Reddit because everything seemed so fake.

If true, this is fucking terrifying.

Can my wife flick it while listening to ENYA?

Australian here.

When I was a kid some 30 years ago everyone wanted to go to America. It was seen as this amazing society where you could do anything, be anything, see anything!

It’s not that way anymore.

Now it’s seen as a dangerous place, where you have to take measures like in this article to protect yourself.

Trump really has destroyed your country’s reputation. It’s incredible.