“Boss, most of the bricks we have are broken in pieces. We can’t build the wall per specifications.”

“We have a deadline, get it done however possible by the end of the day today.”

You would think that Microsoft would have implemented better functionally by now. Yeah they had WordPad but that sucked too.

Like, c’mon, allow me to alt-highlight blocks of text already.

I can think of only a few reasons why the military would have you take training in Texas:

• Gunslingin’ with revolvers, single and akimbo

• Practicing the perfect “Yeehaw”

• Wrasslin’

• Combat maneuver training in boots with spurs

• Lasso training

I’m sure they won’t notice a few rolls of toilet paper going missing.

The best languages allow you to program not just emojis as outputs, but with emojis themselves. 🫳⌨️🖥️

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• Too expensive

• Henderson not needed at this time

• Found a better Henderson elsewhere (lies!)

• I needed more Henderson than was available

• Other (please specify in terms of Hendersoness): _______________________

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• Responsiveness at work

• Expertise in emails and spreadsheets

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A cool thought about sourdough starters is that they are unique. A starter from 1897 should impart a flavor unlike any other starter. It’s like the snowflake of the yeasty realm.

I’ve got a book that has been out of print for decades that I’ve painstakingly scanned in page by page. Is there a way I can donate it to the archive?

earth.nullschool.net is a pretty cool visualizer of all things meteorological.

Perhaps. But by then it certainly would be the year of the Linux desktop by then. What other operating system can handle years that long, starting from Jan 1, 1970 to Jan 1, 6.460263446E+5814. Linux, that’s what.