Fuckin aye. Half-arse 1/5 of the game and get the remaining 4/5 as “new DLC Content”…

…or recycle stuff from previous games and claim “built from the ground up”…

So I’ll be driving a lot of cars and racing them in lobbies filled with kids ramming?

Mugello, Suzuka, your time to shine starts now!

The contraband at Vulture’s Roost keeps beckoning me!

Anyone else foresee a “Microsoft VS Disney Power Games” style thing coming soon? Since MS is practically buying game companies like no tomorrow…

Geez…that guy really needs to get laid by a Miku Robot.

Does it count if its sponsors on race cars? I’ve been getting that a lot.

Yes EcoBoost Ford GT, I read you loud and clear. You can stop appearing every time I sleep…

I just want an 06 Prius. These new ones are huge…

Australia:

“Fuck off ya fuckin gronk!”

Or Ya fuckin mutt cunt!!"

I don’t exactly know how far back we’re talking 20th Century (I’m dumb as hell), but I’ve got a few games I’d love to play again:

Burnout 3 Takedown - introduced slamming rivals into walls, cars, anything, and fuels my inner road rage. Gran Turismo 1 - ignited a giant fire in me for a love of race cars and cool montages of said cars racing. Mario Party Nintendo 64 - a game where my family would gather and we’d have the best fun ever, before we grew up…

Pretty much it for now…

Stephen King’s new bITe, coming soon to a theatre near you