Evilsandwichman [none/use name]

Some Nvidia card back in the 90’s

Some random company that sells fruits overthrowing another country’s government; it’s so ludicrous I’d say it’s too silly to be the plot of a serious movie and like no no, actually this ludicrous story is actually real.

I like that you liked that he down voted his comment for some reason

Drop a knife next to it and run like heck

English

Got to like third level once

I’ve no idea how I had so much tolerance back then for difficult games; I recall when I got a megadrive and only ever completed like 2-3 games because everything else was so monstrously difficult. I enjoyed a lot of the games I played back then but I’m much happier today for being able to have easy mode so I can actually the enjoy the game just like no-lifers.

Some kind of (Atari?) console that I think only had pong, or if it had other games I can’t remember them.

The first good games I played? Prince of Persia and Karateka on DOS, also mines of Titan but I had zero idea how to play that. Also word muncher; loved that game but I was a dumb kid and didn’t know the solutions many times. I also got an MSX keyboard and the little tape machine addon that somehow played video games off audio cassettes. I still have zero idea how you put video games on audio cassettes.

Meanwhile in the real world, people be like “what’s a linux?”

How this system was immune to corruption is a little unclear to me

Only further proof of democracy’s failure.

Plastic babies with poseable figures; you’ll be able to get them into any cool action pose for selfies!

Guys running the one platform be like “they’re pirating our show,” other guy hosting a different platform be like “no, in this region it’s us hosting that show so it’s us they’re pirating from,” third guy hosting another platform be like “next month it’s our platform that’ll be hosting it so it’ll be us they’re pirating from”, fourth guy hosting another platform be like “we’re the guys authorized to actually be selling that show in this region at this time, so they’re also pirating from us”, fifth guy also hosting another platform be like “wait, they’re also pirating this show only we’re authorized to stream but we don’t offer our service in that country”

Pirate be like “I host everything”

(Not justifying it, just saying Gabe was right)

I guess your…Luks not running out.

…you’re using Vista? Even when Vista was new it was terrible. Just get Windows 10. Also if you use old peripherals then yeah, you’re probably gonna have problems. No idea what all these issues with installing drivers is about; it stopped being a problem with newer Windows. It’s like this post was made over a decade ago, lol.

It’s like the difference between learning how to read a book and learning how to assemble it in a foreign language and then read it, with many of the pages mangled and eaten away.

Be useful

grumble grumble Damn America always making this view applicable

Um…I just stay away from people to avoid the unexpected and I always stay home. I’m extremely predictable myself (you could set your watch to me) so I’m never concerned about my end, but other people can be unpredictable so I tend to avoid. I’m also not a pet person, so that’s not an issue either. Driving to and from work is my greatest unpredictability factor.

In actuality though I’d probably kick up a reincarnation loop by asking for the full experience of every living and inanimate thing the universe has to hold, starting with everyone/everything I ever interacted with and branching exponentially from there.

Congratulations, every worst experience and death you ever read about? Now you’re getting hands on experience of it!

He tried to take them to court?!

Stellaris but with first person aspects.