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  • Windows OS is one of the biggest misses in the company’s history. The money lost on Zune pales in comparison to the missed opportunities of making NT the go-to dev platform.

    People like Mac OS better. The most popular user OS in the world is Android. Cloud is Linux. Microsoft knows they have to play nice because they are so far behind there’s no point in competing how they used to.




  • Chunk@lemmy.worldtoProgrammer Humor@lemmy.mlIn case of cyberattack
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    2 years ago

    Nah. Rip that shit right out of the chassis. Destroy that RJ45 port. Make it so the security audit team has to resolder a jack to the mobo before they can even ssh to the box.

    Trust me I run a security company. If you need help with your security please feel free to contact me! We are the best in the business!


  • Unfortunately I don’t think this is mostly religion. A lot of people are stupid. Sincere question, when was the last time you talked to a normie?

    I chatted with my hairdresser yesterday. She didn’t know:

    • what a DMZ is.
    • who SBF or Elizabeth Holmes are.
    • that there is an anti trust case against Google.
    • the word “query” as in “search query”.

    For Halloween my girlfriend and I are going as SBF and Elizabeth Holmes. She commented that “no one outside [my] little circle is going to know who those people are.” I started to disagree but, in a way, she’s right.

    Don’t get me wrong, she’s wonderful and hilarious and chill af. She’s just a bit dumb. And that’s okay but it’s true.