ChickenButt

DayZ

Can I get insulin printed in a benchy boat?

Decide what you’re gonna do before you do it.

When I was like 8, a liftee at my local ski hill told me that as I dangled from the chairlift about 5 feet off the ground because I waffled getting on the lift.

It doesn’t even seem like a breakthrough product.

I’d buy an old Land Rover series 2 or old Land Cruiser and drive around the high desert looking for shiny rocks.

Does your friend drink dumpster milk?

My dog’s breath after she gets into the compost pile.

I’m always surprised when I get a notification that someone from my contacts is using signal when I never expected them to even know what it is.

Thanks for the link.

I used to play the shit out of that game.