Damn. If I had to do it all again, I’d be a Japanese guy with hair dye

Damn he looks amazing for being 60

The deer one is chronic wasting disease

Chip

Oh, fucking finally

Also make sure you remove the SD card before removing the back cover. You’ll snap it in half if you don’t

I would assume this is a phishing scam

Mr President, what the hell?

I mean, he’s kind of paid to right?

I like your gumption, son. How would you like to come work for me at my company?

Great book. I remember where I was and what I was doing when I read sections of that book for the first time. It really leaves a mark on you and no im not being clever

-Mark Twain