When fry went to a self help group for people who were frozen, there was a caveman lamenting seeing his wife in the British museum. Presumably the caveman is older than Fry.

Every config: get it to a place that works and create a .WORKING backup copy

Pre-register the UniversalMonk account and all his sock puppets.

Not a complete list:

• UniversalMonk
• DonaldJMusk
• Area72
• realcaseyrollins
• barrygoldwater
• sekxpistol

At the very least this strips them of any notoriety.