Sadie

Say what you will about the giant bugs and socialist toasters, but they never sold out their own for a percentage.

Obviously! To keep the knob’s thoughts from being read.

Come on, baby! Don’t hold out on me! I need those Steam deck exhaust fumes! I’ll suck your dick!

Leela probably likes the chrome dome.

Limbo?

Oh, don’t I know it. I always find “Mildred” stuck on this stupid mini step the previous owner made, or stuck under the side table. That being said, this place would get nasty if she wasn’t running 3 times a week. But those little robots have limitations.

I don’t know how you feel about second hand robots, but they are dumb enough to respect your privacy. The old Irobot roombas, They just run off of a internal clock, no connection to the internet, they bump around a bit, then dock themselves when the battery starts to get low. I pick them up at flea markets for 20 bucks, usually need to replace the battery, brushes, but they sell all that. Be weary if they smell like poop.