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My scale looks similar to this. If I leave it on it goes into sleep mode which still drains power slowly but turn on instantly as soon as there is weight on it. If I hold the power button when I’m done it turns off and makes a beep and then I have no issues turning it back on months later. Still on original batteries after 2 years.

98 million are bots

Thank you for your

If only we had a time machine. We could go back to 1998 and assassinate Joe Meme before he ever invented the damn things. That’s what I would do. Oh and take care of baby Hitler.

You wot mate?

You are going to need a very big trebuchet, possibly the biggest ever. Watch out for fanatics.

I like the pizzas that have the little pepperoni slices that become cups for the grease so you have something to drink while you’re eating it. Chef’s kiss

Loui’s pizza #1

I’m in my 40s and I’ve been playing counterstrike since I was in my 20s. I play other games briefly but anytime i’m bored I still hop on CS. It’s a habit like checking your locks 3 times or taking your clothes off to poop

Applebee’s has announced the much-anticipated return of its All You Can Eat Special, which includes Boneless Wings, Riblets, and Double Crunch Shrimp.

stardate 41153.7

Cy is the nickname of Cygnus X-1, a galactic X-ray source in the constellation Cygnus and roofing YouTube influencer.

Not dead, been busy doing “something”

Aye, right near the beach boy-ee!

Fucking a fish is ok. I come from a long line of fish fuckers. My father fucked fish, his father did too. It’s those sheep fuckers you cant trust.

Yeah, I was looking for a place to work at in Austin and there they were. Chose a local coffee shop instead

I never thought WeWork would succeed. Reasons:

• the library was free to work at
• they leased the property and then subleased it after rebuilding the inside
• they offered free drinks, snacks, some places had gyms and showers too.
• expanded very quickly and in LA had locations within a block of another.

They are still around. It’s still around the same price to rent a desk for the day. But Regus, the actual property owner has their own desk rental service too.

I lived in a failed HOA in California, 8 unit condo, slipped thru the cracks. We shared a water bill so that was getting turned off a lot. We had a large leak that we ignored for years until we couldn’t and had to collect $500 from each dirtbag to get it fixed. 3 of us cared, the others I hope have a painful demise.

Like this:

Please don’t ask me how I managed to take this picture…