The Assman

We played the shit out of these games. Especially the football one. I remember my dad laughing his ass off at the little kids getting tackled.

You could have a promising career in finance

Can’t wait to pirate it

Skill issue

Don’t be left holding the bags

Fallout

There are no LLMs that do not hallucinate.

I’m keeping an eye on this but I really hate the anime blush on every character

They’d charge you for your sims’ water bill if they could

Oh sweet summer child

No one has ever said that without sounding like an obnoxious dickhead

Backend engineers: CSS isn’t programming lol

Also backend engineers: HE

LP

Sounds more like SMITE than overwatch

My commit messages have gotten extremely lazy since I start squashing all my commits down to one. I just describe the PR on the first commit message and write nonsense in all the others.

How deliciously absurd

Equifax leak. Half of Americans’ SSNs are on the dark web.

To my marketing industry colleagues, I’m so sorry you have to live like this. Join us in product development and rid yourself of the scourge that is clients.

Gameboy inside Pokemon stadium

Same, I did this back in college because my Windows laptop shit out and I couldn’t afford another proper computer. I ended up duct taping an external drive to the back.

I shit you not I have seen a job listing for forklift driver while looking for software jobs

Considering how poorly described the vast majority of software jobs are listed, I really can’t feel sorry for you lol

Just try searching “front end [insert your preferred title]” and see how many jobs are actually just frontend.