While monetarily the subscription is stupid expensive, several years ago blizzard added a way to pay in-game gold for an item that’s worth a month’s game time.

If this person is putting off eating to play they’re would be considered “hardcore” in my opinion. And if that’s the case, they probably have way to get around the monthly cost, or they could have bought mass time all at once on discount.

So Arch, the browser?

The Wizard

Especially that method of execution, as it was designed not to be boring. Perfect entertainment for kids.

My local library has Monte Python and the quest for the Holy Grail, and the first season of the Simpsons.