“Write me an opening statement defending against charges filed under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act.”

Or maybe

taint(condition) {}

Sounds like you can legally fuck it.

What is null is null?

I don’t know how it’s possible to feel more protected when you’re entirely made out of spikes, but OK.

Is it that important? I always think of it like it’s nothing.

The fuckers didn’t even put the pieces of bread together.

Computer. Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

I think archive.ph works with Medium last I tried.