[blue character points at a square] We’ve done a peer reviewed study, and concluded that all squares have four sides
[annoyed orange character points at a diamond shape] This is objectively wrong, I’ve personally seen a four sided structure that isn’t a square
But if all squares have four sides, why does a carpenter’s square only have 3?
Well I’ve been called a square before and I have a lot more than four sides
Perhaps they only saw 4 of them.
😮 My whole life is a lie