• Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee
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    6 days ago
    • Your former school teachers die. At this point, I think the majority of mine is gone.
    • Your gum recedes, and there’s nothing you can do about it except to stop smoking. On a larger scale, your circulation gets worse because your erythrocytes become less elastic, for reasons still unknown. Add to this the most damaging impact of UV light and our atmosphere’s oxygen - an objectively very aggressive chemical - and you start shriveling, just withering away from the outside. Molecular bonds are simply getting broken faster than they get repaired. Your insides last a bit longer, but their days are numbered, too.
    • On the plus side, you’ll get to learn new words for body parts you didn’t even know you had.